Review: They Were Expendable (1945)

Just ask anyone around me, I am never expendable!

Review: Stagecoach (1939)

A stagecoach reminds me a lot of my old Dodge Omni, only faster and more dependable!

Review: Soylent Green (1973)

Green, purple, red, it’s all the same to me!

Review: A Beautiful Mind (2001)

I don’t know about any sort of beautiful mind, but I do know that Jennifer Connelly has one beautiful rack! Yes, I am vulgar, so sue me!

Review: The Sweet Hereafter (1997)

Sweet may be a tad bit misleading, tragic and heart wrenching might be more apropos!

World War II Marathon: The Guns Of Navarone (1961)

Film #16 in the World War II Marathon!

Review: My Bloody Valentine (3-D, 2009)

Watch out for flying hearts, ripped off chins and pick axes!

Review: The President’s Analyst (1967)

Nowadays we call them shrinks, or the people who make loads of money for sitting in one spot and nodding their head every once in a while!

Review: Gilda (1946)

Argentina really isn’t for me, neither was Gilda, but Rita Hayworth, now that’s a different story!

Review: The Terminal (2004)

Being stuck in an airport can’t be that bad, can it? Oh, wait, I remember the last time I traveled, never mind.