Review: Monster’s Ball (2001)

Yeah, yeah, great movie, we all get that. But, I am a man, and Halle Berry is naked and having rough sex, what do you think the draw is for me? C’mon people, be realistic!

Review: Crash (2004)

You’re racist, I’m racist, everyone is racist, don’t you ever forget it jack!

Review: The Blair Witch Project (1999)

One of the greatest horror movies ever made, even if most horror fans happen to hate it!

Review: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters (2007)

I love the show but, if you don’t like the show then there’s really no point in reading beyond this point!

Review: Sunshine (2007)

I try not to stare into the sun, but then again I am a bit on the slow side so who knows what I’ll do!

Review: The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Not only one of my favorite movies, but my pick for the best movie ever made! Plus, Clancy Brown, you can never go wrong with Clancy Brown, ever, don’t doubt me on this!

Review: Apollo 13 (1995)

Outer Space is breathtaking, but it is also extremely dangerous, even if people have forgotten that fact!

Review: James And The Giant Peach (1996)

I sometimes complain about the size of my sliced peaches, I don’t know what I would do with a giant peach!

Review: Sex, Lies And Videotape (1989)

I’m not much for the lying, but I am a fan of both sex and videotape, we’ll see how this goes!

Review: Magnolia (1999)

If an Exodus level event ever happens to me then I know the end of the world is nigh!