Monthly Archives: March 2009

Review: The Strangers (Unrated, 2008)


This is why you never go to any summer cabin/home in the woods, ever!

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Review: Big Fish (2003)


I once thought I caught a big fish, ended up an old tire that was hooked to the bottom of the pier!

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Review: Jeder Für Sich Und Gott Gegen Alle (The Enigma Of Kaspar Hauser, 1974)


My trek through Herzog continues!

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Review: Nosferatu, Eine Symphonie Des Grauens (Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Terror, 1922)


The first entry in a long line of vampire films!

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Review: Kung Fu Panda (2008)


The funny thing is I can buy an obese panda practicing kung fu before I can buy Jack Black doing the same!

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Review: Woyzeck (1979)


Hey, Klaus Kinski playing yet another crazy character, what a surprise!

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90s Far East Bracket: Da Hong Deng Long Gao Gao Gua (Raise The Red Lantern, 1991)


The second film in my second match-up in the first round of the 90s Far East Bracket!

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90s Far East Bracket: Xin Buliao Qing (C’est La Vie, Mon Chéri, 1994)


The first film in my second match-up in the first round of the 90s Far East Bracket!

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Review: Stroszek (1977)


Don’t ever get involved with a prostitute, it’s like getting involved with a porn star, only she makes nowhere near as much money and doesn’t have medical!

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Review: East Of Eden (1955)


An overture for a two hour movie? Why, oh why do you people feel the need to waste my time!

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