
This is why you never go to any summer cabin/home in the woods, ever!
Posted in 2000s, 400+ Word Reviews, Bryan Bertino, United States Of America
Tagged 2000s, horror, slasher, united states of america

I once thought I caught a big fish, ended up an old tire that was hooked to the bottom of the pier!
Posted in 2000s, 400+ Word Reviews, Tim Burton, United States Of America
Tagged 2000s, drama, fantasy, united states of america
Posted in 1970s, 400+ Word Reviews, Werner Herzog, West Germany
Tagged 1970s, comedy, drama, west germany
Posted in 1920s, 400+ Word Reviews, F.W. Murnau, Germany
Tagged 1920s, adaptation, drama, germany, horror, literature

The funny thing is I can buy an obese panda practicing kung fu before I can buy Jack Black doing the same!
Posted in 1970s, 400+ Word Reviews, Werner Herzog, West Germany
Tagged 1970s, west germany

The second film in my second match-up in the first round of the 90s Far East Bracket!
Posted in 1990s, 400+ Word Reviews, 90s Far East Bracket, China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Yimou Zhang

The first film in my second match-up in the first round of the 90s Far East Bracket!
Posted in 1990s, 400+ Word Reviews, 90s Far East Bracket, Hong Kong, Tung-Shing Yee

Don’t ever get involved with a prostitute, it’s like getting involved with a porn star, only she makes nowhere near as much money and doesn’t have medical!
Posted in 1970s, 400+ Word Reviews, Werner Herzog, West Germany
Tagged 1970s, drama, west germany

An overture for a two hour movie? Why, oh why do you people feel the need to waste my time!
Posted in 1950s, 400+ Word Reviews, Elia Kazan, United States Of America
Tagged 1950s, drama, literature, united states of america