Review: The Karate Kid, Part II (1986)

We return to the world of Daniel LaRusso and Mr. Miyagi!

Review: Heat (1995)

A heist movie that isn’t really a heist movie!

Review: The Karate Kid (1984)

Let’s go back, back to the days when karate mania was running wild!

Review: Monkey Business (1952)

Marilyn Monroe or Ginger Rogers, tough choice, but if some serum allows me the chance to get with Marilyn and not worry about the consequences you know what I’m doing!

Review: The Seventh Sign (1988)

Nothing says freaky like a bunch of Haitians staring dead eyed at the Captain from Das Boot!

Review: Stand By Me (1986)

Superman always beats Mighty Mouse, not because he’s a real guy, but because he goes home to bag Lois Lane!

Review: Shadows And Fog (1991)

Woody Allen could never kill anyone, he’d spend so much time debating whether or not to do it that the victim would get away every time!

Review: The Meaning Of Life (1983)

Slow-Mo boobs are awesome!

Review: City Lights (1931)

Finally, I return to Chaplin in a silent!

Review: Miss Potter (2006)

Why do I keep watching movies with Renée Zellweger in them, when will I ever learn?