Daily Archives: January 7, 2009

Review: Animal House (1978)


I’ve been to college, it was never like this, ever, at any point!

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Review: Fiddler on the Roof (1971)


Fiddlers are lame, or maybe not, I don’t actually know anyone who fiddles. Well, I fiddle with my thumbs, but that’s not really the same thing!

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Review: Planet of the Apes (1968)


There are a lot of guys out there who would love to have a woman like Nova. She never talks, she just obeys and has lots of sex. I’m not saying I’m one of them, I’m just saying!

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Review: Twins (1988)


I don’t have a twin, I’ve never known any twins, but I have seen some hot twins in more *ahem* adult places, yummy!

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