Monthly Archives: February 2009

Review: Mars Attacks! (1996)


I have no doubt that any aliens that are out there would look upon humanity and wonder how we as a collective could be so idiotic!

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Review: Rachel Getting Married (2008)


My wedding will consist of nothing but drunk Irish people living it up like only drunk Irish people can!

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Review: The Thing (1982)


That is one nasty thing, and trust me, I have never been told that in my own life, at least I don’t think I have!

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Review: What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)


Scary, scary old lady you need to stay the heck away from me, nah screw that, you need to be in a different country than me!

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Review: Panic Room (2002)


I have moved people into houses like that, and let me tell you something, I hate each and every one of you and you know why!

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Disney Animated Marathon: Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)


Film #1 in the Disney Animated Marathon!

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Review: Killer’s Kiss (1955)


At this point I’d be okay with some killer woman kissing me, as long as she was hot!

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Review: Freaks (1932)


I loved carnivals growing up, our local one sucked, but I always awaited the big ones that would come to town, and I’m not talking about the mass produced circus crap that you see today!

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Review: Doubt (2008)


I doubt all kinds of things, it’s a fault. But one thing I don’t doubt is that Sr. Birdie beat the crap out of my knuckles during grade school!

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Review: The Palm Beach Story (1942)


I wish I could talk as snappy as these characters do, even a tenth of their snap and I’d be a much happier person!

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