A surface look at a very deep problem!
I have a fever, and the prescription is always more cowbell!
I’m about as far removed from graceful as one can get!
I was really sick this weekend, so we’re all going to pretend this was actually posted on Sunday, okay?
I live in Illinois, I’m used to living in an eternal winter!
I’m trained to deliver babies, doesn’t mean I want to!
When I die I’d be cool with someone embalming me and using me for a stop-motion animated film. What, is that weird?
I’m not very conspiratorial, I’m too lazy for that kind of effort!