Review: Aguirre, Der Zorn Gottes (Aguirre: The Wrath Of God, 1972)

I knew, just knew, there was a reason I stayed away from rivers and barely held together rafts!

Review: The Evil Dead (1981)

Is there any such thing as the good dead?

Review: The Magic Box (1951)

Not that you people shouldn’t be expecting this type of talk from me already, but when I hear about a magic box my mind is somewhere completely different from a movie camera!

Review: The Red Shoes (1948)

I’m a fan of black or white shoes personally, red is a wee bit too flashy for my tastes!

Review: Paranoid Park (2007)

I was never into skateboarding, there’s this whole thing about being coordinated and I sort of lack that ability!

Review: Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo. (The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, 1966)

I never knew that the American Civil War spread all the way to the plains of Italy, I really need to read up on my Civil War history!

Review: Gaslight (1944)

I prefer to deal with highly fluorescent light, although that could explain much of my weirdness!

Review: My Darling Clementine (1946)

Personally, I’d be all over Chihuahua, with lips like that how could you choose differently?

Review: Babel (2006)

I have been known to babel, although that’s not what this movie is about, but I do babel, so, uh, yeah!

Review: Modern Times (1936)

Based on my work record, I am a slightly heavier version of Charlie Chaplin!