Tag Archives: silent

Splatter Time Fun Fest 2014: The Phantom Of The Opera (1925)

the phantom of the opera

When I die I’m gonna haunt a few different places, I refuse to go quietly into the night!

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This Week In Cinema: January 05-11, 2014

pas de deux

I’m about as far removed from graceful as one can get!

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Review: Safety Last! (1923)

safety last

A silent comedian who isn’t the least bit funny, oh joy!

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Review: It (1927)


I never had it, whatever it may be, that much I can tell you!

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Review: Go West (1925)

go west

My wife would love to have a pet cow, specifically a Jersey!

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Review: La Passion De Jeanne D’Arc (The Passion Of Joan Of Arc, 1928)

the passion of joan of arc

One face, sometimes that’s all it takes!

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Review: Stachka (Strike, 1925)


Stupid workers and their quests for right are always causing problems!

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This Week In Cinema: November 10-16, 2013

window water baby moving

I’m trained to deliver babies, doesn’t mean I want to!

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This Week In Cinema: November 03-09, 2013

The Revenge Of A Kinematograph Cameraman

When I die I’d be cool with someone embalming me and using me for a stop-motion animated film. What, is that weird?

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Splatter Time Fun Fest 2013: The Man Who Laughs (1928)

the man who laughs

I’m like the man who never laughs, if only people knew how much I’m laughing on the inside!

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